Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Ann Coulter is a Lying Whore

Imaginary office, Interior, Evening

Imaginary Mom's voice: Was that really necessary? What else could you have called that post?

Moda Di Magno Imaginary Reply: Ma, I don't like using the C word, even for people who deserve it.

Imaginary Mom's voice: She hasn't done anything to you.

Moda di Magno Imaginary Reply: Ma, she's harmed the whole world with fabrications and malicious lies.

Imaginary Mom's voice: How do you know?

Moda di Magno Imaginary Reply: I went to Media Matters (who took a much more subdued approach with this headline: Endnotes in Coulter's latest book rife with distortions and falsehoods) and checked it out. Also I watch Countdown with Keith Olbermann - and if anyone knows, it's Keith.

Not imaginary voice: Bad plastic surgery victim and anorexic bitch Ann Coulter is a lying whore. And badly dressed too. And probably a man.

Just in case you were wondering where I stood with regard to lying plagiarists.

Laugh now.

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