Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Random Things

1. If you are on the early commuter train with your small child and that child is screaming "MOMMY!" into your left ear and you don't even blink, I'm going to recommend some audiological testing.

2. There is a lady at my gym who can wrangle the blowdryer with one hand and apply powder blush with the other. That goes way beyond stupid human trick to sheer awesomeness.

3. If you are a "larger" woman, I'm going to recommend that you stay away from the furry vest look this fall/winter. Unless you are going for the Sonny Bono look. And even then, no.

4. When everyone in an elevator is staring at you like your hair is on fire (because you are telling your dude friend all about last night's conquest in excruciating detail - really excruciating detail), I'm going to recommend that you shut up. Quickly.

All this before 9am.

1 comment:

Matt said...

who ever said Boston's a sleepy town?