Monday, February 26, 2007

Moments I Missed on Oscar Night

Really Kelly Preston, Scientology gives you the confidence to leave the house looking like this? That is awesome. Totally.

Because she's Sally frigging Kirkland, that's why. You're an idiot for even asking.

Someone named Isla Fisher. How long till the nip slip pix appear in the tabs?

Really, my zombie husband Mark told me I look beautiful in my caftan. Really. Really he said so.

Naomi - is a New Orleans flapper costume the best you could do? It's not Mardi Gras, it's the Oscars.

Hey! It's the full-height Katie doll! I guess Tom replaced the shorter one from Italy. Are his hands glued to her dress? WTF?

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