Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Surreptitiously? Allegedly?

Firmly in the I LOVE THE BRITISH TABLOIDS bucket comes this little gem from the Daily Mail (via the always awesome Make the Logo Bigger.)

WARNING: This blurb actually contains the words Paris Hilton, surreptitiously and allegedly. This is completely improbable as she is incapable of surreptitiously or allegedly doing anything. Anything at all.

Joint before the joint? Prison-bound Paris pictured smoking cannabis
Last updated at 01:04am on 16th May 2007
Just when she thought things couldn't possibly get any worse, pictures have surfaced of Paris Hilton surreptitiously smoking cannabis.

The 26-year-old heiress was photographed allegedly smoking a joint while backstage at last month's Coachella music festival.

Um, that is so not allegedly it isn't funny. Even Kathy Hilton couldn't question that - could she? Paris, you are totally grounded young lady.

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