Sunday, July 08, 2007

Best Line From the Yard Sale


Lady visiting the clothing rack holding up a Red Sox shirt:

"Does Matt Damon still play for the Red Sox?"

Me:

"Matt Damon is the handsome blonde actor, I think you mean Johnny Damon."

Lady visiting the clothing rack:

"No, I mean Matt."

Me:

(Not stifling the laugh) "Um, yeah - I think he might still play for them. But Johnny Damon definitely plays for the Yankees."

She didn't buy the shirt.

5 comments:

copyranter said...

at least she didn't call him Johnny "Damien" like that idiot ESPN broadcaster Gary Thorne.

Moda di Magno said...

Everything the ESPN idiots say is stupid - especially when they broadcast the Red Sox.

Jetpacks said...

A Red Sox fan sold a Red Sox shirt at a yard sale?

I'm going to go crush an iPhone now.

Moda di Magno said...

jet: the shirt says "damon" - can't wear it in public anymore. My Derek Lowe shirt is fine, he's not a yankee...

Jetpacks said...

OK - that's better then. iPhone mutilation averted.