Sunday, July 08, 2007

Best Line From the Yard Sale

Lady visiting the clothing rack holding up a Red Sox shirt:

"Does Matt Damon still play for the Red Sox?"


"Matt Damon is the handsome blonde actor, I think you mean Johnny Damon."

Lady visiting the clothing rack:

"No, I mean Matt."


(Not stifling the laugh) "Um, yeah - I think he might still play for them. But Johnny Damon definitely plays for the Yankees."

She didn't buy the shirt.


copyranter said...

at least she didn't call him Johnny "Damien" like that idiot ESPN broadcaster Gary Thorne.

Moda di Magno said...

Everything the ESPN idiots say is stupid - especially when they broadcast the Red Sox.

Jetpacks said...

A Red Sox fan sold a Red Sox shirt at a yard sale?

I'm going to go crush an iPhone now.

Moda di Magno said...

jet: the shirt says "damon" - can't wear it in public anymore. My Derek Lowe shirt is fine, he's not a yankee...

Jetpacks said...

OK - that's better then. iPhone mutilation averted.