Monday, August 13, 2007

Call This Post "Unstylish"

According to multiple news sources (including The Onion) the man known as Turd Blossom is leaving the white House. In any other industry a record of lying, cheating, scandal (and more offenses than I have the patience to write about here) would make you a "difficult to place" candidate. I'm offering some open positions across the US for the Turd's convenience. Don't let the screen door hit you.

Dallas area (possibly not qualified)

Washington, DC area (email retention not a "big deal")

Dallas area (confidentiality "assured")

Centennial, CO and beyond (good with leaks?)


James-H said...

Turd Blossom. Wow.

Paul McEnany said...

Damnit! Don't send him towards Dallas!