Sunday, August 12, 2007

Observation Sunday

New York Times perfume critic? Thank God I listen to NPR.

If your asshat boyfriend driving the scooter erratically doesn't offer you the single available helmet, I'm going to suggest that you dump him.

The distance between Boston, Massachusetts and Gaborone, Botswana is 7,687 miles and is six hours ahead on the clock. Just an FYI.

Ultra low-rise short-shorts? Doesn't that make them underwear?

2 comments:

Cam Beck said...

"If your asshat boyfriend driving the scooter erratically doesn't offer you the single available helmet, I'm going to suggest that you dump him."

My first laugh of the morning. Thank you. :)

Thinking In Vain said...

Who the hell can wear ultra low-rise shorts with a 3" inseam????

Never mind, don't answer that. :p