Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Idiotic Headline Stuns Everyone!

Not really, this idiotic headline didn't stun anyone - but I suspect my friend George will enjoy it. In a world where the mortgage industry is crashing our economy, a war is raging in the Middle East, the Jena Six need help and New Orleans is still a disaster - this is what CNN serves up. Well to you I offer this tart reply on behalf of all my girls: "No shit, CNN."


6 comments:

geo said...

i think i saw that. and all these years i thought i was the only one.

James-H said...

All too often you see a pitch like this: slow and down the middle. This could be a headline in The Onion (with better body copy, of course).

Cam Beck said...

That was very enlightening.

And we wonder why people don't respect these "news" organizations anymore.

Make the logo bigger said...

Actually, men want hot women who want them in return. Scratch that. We’re guys–we want pretty much any woman, even the ones who don’t want us.

Moda di Magno said...

Geo - hah!
James, I was hoping it would be pithy, instead it's just assy.
Cam - right on brother.
Bill - secretly, all women want all of you all the time. In your dreams. But keep the faith...

Jetpacks said...

I'm reminded of When Harry Met Sally - damnit - I hate being reminded of Billy Crystal. But that Meg Ryan - she used to be hot.