Monday, March 10, 2008

Lingo and the News

So...while I was hiding in the lobby of an offsite meeting today, one of my co-workers came rushing out of the meeting to find me and say "ELLIOT SPITZER LINKED TO PROSTITUTION RING" - I'm like "Oh my God, Elliot Spitzer is involved in a prostitution ring!"

Then I read the article and I learn that he called a hooker while he was in Washington, DC. At this point in my life, all I can think is BFD. It's not like he started a war with a country that didn't attack us first.

It's quite uncool - if you were my husband and you got caught fooling around so publicly - I would kick your f*ing ass, but on the scale of bad stuff happening in the universe, this is a blip. A stinking blip. A stupid blip. But a blip. No bombs - just hookers.


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