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Like a cruel April Fool's joke - it's Red Sox away opening day (in Texas) and we get a lovely little plop of heavy wet snow.

And then comes the Saks Fifth Avenue shoe spam. Like a truly cruel joke (12 year-olds in heels and apparently without ankles... come on photoshoppers!) It could have been worse - at least they didn't end up with the famed Chanel tranny feet.

Whatevs - home opener against the Yankees is April 8th, the Elfman-Burton music boxes are purportedly shipping and I have a date for Parson's Table tonight.